Cultured Kid of the Day: I have no idea what you’re talking about… so here’s a three-year-old reciting former US Poet Laureate Billy Collins’s “Litany” from memory.
[libraryland / nag.]
i will only reproduce if someone can guarantee i’ll have a genius toddler who can recite poetry. then i will have a pack of babies.
Via you're the one for me, fatty
Kickass A Cappella Cover of the Day: Columbia University’s all-female a cappella group Bacchantae covers Ben Folds’s arrangement of Dr. Dre’s classy love song, “Bitches Ain’t Shit.”
there are no words for this except: FUCK YESSSSSSS.
Via you're the one for me, fatty
Well, duh.
Here’s the difference: women have a choice to be abused (in this instance, anyway). Animals don’t have a choice to be abused.
reblogging because people (specifically, whoever made the above image) are stupid. it’s only disrespectful (and worse, abuse) if the woman doesn’t want to be chained up and whipped. don’t be so uptight.
Such a beautiful song.
i can make it to exactly the 30 second mark before i start bawling uncontrollably.
Via you're the one for me, fatty
![Thank you Mario, but the Princess is in another Castle.
les-vieux-os:
thedailywhat:
Kickass Cosplay of the Day: Super Mario Zombie cosplay portraits by Marko Saari.
Thank you Brains! But out brains is in another brains.
[nerdcore.]
fuck yes.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6650hL70q1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Thank you Mario, but the Princess is in another Castle.
Kickass Cosplay of the Day: Super Mario Zombie cosplay portraits by Marko Saari.
Thank you Brains! But out brains is in another brains.
[nerdcore.]
fuck yes.
Obscene Gestures of the Day: It may not be the first of May, but outdoor fucking is always in season as far as I’m concerned, and this ASL rendition of Jonathan Coulton’s legendary ode to the Bucolic Frolic is simply too good to pass up.
[reddit.]
i find captainvalor (in the middle) incredibly attractive. i think it’s the foreign language thing. i have a thing for boys who can woo me in a way that they need to translate afterwards…
plus, this kid is hilarious.
Via you're the one for me, fatty
